Episode Tagline
The podcast that thinks Coach Prime is a hot boy.
Participants
Ian Karmel: Laser Tag Enthusiast
Sean Jordan: Hates hats with no logo.
David Gborie: Has gotten involved in the yacht game
Pablo Torre: Subscribe to his podcast (Pablo Torre Finds Out), and help feed his daughter
Draft Order
This week’s winner of Rock, Paper, Scissors is Pablo Torre.
Serpentine explanation:
Park in the car in the parking lot
Pablo sets the draft order as:
David
Ian
Sean
Pablo
Round 1
Pick 1.1 | David Gborie | Camel Racing
Pick 1.2 | Ian Karmel | America’s Cup Yacht Racing
Pick 1.3 | Sean Jordan | Collecting Insane Memorabilia
Pick 1.4 | Pablo Torre | Having a Shitty Band That Real Bands Have to Respect
Round 2
Pick 2.1 | Pablo Torre | Still Being Addicted to Twitter
Pick 2.2 | Sean Jordan | Buying Islands
Pick 2.3 | Ian Karmel | Horse Investment
Pick 2.4 | David Gborie | Big Game Hunting With No Hunting Skills
Round 3
Pick 3.1 | David Gborie | Furniture
Pick 3.2 | Ian Karmel | Collecting Celebrity Friends
Pick 3.3 | Sean Jordan | Climbing Mount Everest
Pick 3.4 | Pablo Torre | A Secret Apocalypse Bunker
Round 4
Pick 4.1 | Pablo Torre | Wearing Inexpensive Clothes
Pick 4.2 | Sean Jordan | Helicopter travel
Pick 4.3 | Ian Karmel | Submarines
Pick 4.4 | David Gborie | Winemaking
Round 5
Pick 5.1 | David Gborie | Actually Influencing Politics
Pick 5.2 | Ian Karmel | Going to Space
Pick 5.3 | Sean Jordan | Sex Fantasies That Money Makes Possible
Pick 5.4 | Pablo Torre | Holding the Championship Trophy Before the Players
Producer Pick
Isaac Lee | Donating Enough Money to Get a Building Named After You
Notable Quotes
"You deplete precious grease resources in your body during a game of laser tag."— Ian Karmel
“You can’t be Bradley Cooper, no matter how rich you are.” — Sean Jordan
“Our culture is not your costume is what I say every time I see Bill Gates.“ — Pablo Torre
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