Episode [358]– Weird Billionaire Hobbies- October 26, 2023

Episode Tagline

The podcast that thinks Coach Prime is a hot boy.

Participants

Ian Karmel: Laser Tag Enthusiast

Sean Jordan: Hates hats with no logo. 

David Gborie: Has gotten involved in the yacht game

Pablo Torre: Subscribe to his podcast (Pablo Torre Finds Out), and help feed his daughter

Draft Order

This week’s winner of Rock, Paper, Scissors is Pablo Torre.

Serpentine explanation:

Park in the car in the parking lot

Pablo sets the draft order as:

David

Ian

Sean

Pablo

Round 1

Pick 1.1 | David Gborie | Camel Racing

Pick 1.2 | Ian Karmel | America’s Cup Yacht Racing

Pick 1.3 | Sean Jordan | Collecting Insane Memorabilia

Pick 1.4 | Pablo Torre | Having a Shitty Band That Real Bands Have to Respect

Round 2

Pick 2.1 | Pablo Torre | Still Being Addicted to Twitter

Pick 2.2 | Sean Jordan | Buying Islands

Pick 2.3 | Ian Karmel | Horse Investment

Pick 2.4 | David Gborie |  Big Game Hunting With No Hunting Skills

Round 3

Pick 3.1 | David Gborie | Furniture 

Pick 3.2 | Ian Karmel | Collecting Celebrity Friends

Pick 3.3 | Sean Jordan | Climbing Mount Everest

Pick 3.4 | Pablo Torre | A Secret Apocalypse Bunker

Round 4

Pick 4.1 | Pablo Torre | Wearing Inexpensive Clothes 

Pick 4.2 | Sean Jordan | Helicopter travel

Pick 4.3 | Ian Karmel | Submarines

Pick 4.4 | David Gborie | Winemaking

Round 5

Pick 5.1 | David Gborie | Actually Influencing Politics

Pick 5.2 | Ian Karmel | Going to Space

Pick 5.3 | Sean Jordan | Sex Fantasies That Money Makes Possible

Pick 5.4 | Pablo Torre | Holding the Championship Trophy Before the Players

Producer Pick

Isaac Lee | Donating Enough Money to Get a Building Named After You

Notable Quotes

 "You deplete precious grease resources in your body during a game of laser tag."— Ian Karmel

“You can’t be Bradley Cooper, no matter how rich you are.” — Sean Jordan

“Our culture is not your costume is what I say every time I see Bill Gates.“ — Pablo Torre