Thursday, February 19, 2026

Episode [479] – Mom Jams-- February 19, 2026

The episode that called their moms.



The playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLtZEfNrZaL_iNRiAHZ9ZzSF-mJJllUTUs&si=qspXYKUv0qyjSjJ5

Participants

Ian Karmel – Host. Former skeptic of Bruno Mars.


Sean Jordan – His mom loves hot wet men.


David Gborie – Chronicler of men-ain’t-shit anthems.


Jason Concepcion – Bringing his short set to New Orleans


Draft Order

Rock, Paper, Scissors Winner: Sean Jordan, with a natural victory

Serpentine Description:

Like if you are tossing and turning in bed

Draft Order:

Sean

David

Jason

Ian


Round 1

1.1 | Sean Jordan | “Crazy Bitch” – Buckcherry

1.2 | David Gborie | “Tyrone” – Erykah Badu

1.3 | Jason Concepcion | “Uptown Funk” – Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars

1.4 | Ian Karmel | “So Far Away” – Carole King

Round 2

2.1 | Ian | “Nick of Time” – Bonnie Raitt

2.2 | Jason | “American Pie” – Don McLean

2.3 | David | “Straight Up” – Paula Abdul

2.4 | Sean | “I Still Believe” – Tim Cappello (The Lost Boys)

Round 3

3.1 | Sean | “More Than Words” – Extreme

3.2 | David | “I Will Survive” – Gloria Gaynor

3.3 | Jason | “Don’t Go Breaking My Heart” – Elton John & Kiki Dee

3.4 | Ian | “Fire and Rain” – James Taylor

Round 4

4.1 | Ian | “Killing Me Softly” – Roberta Flack

4.2 | Jason | “Smooth” – Santana ft. Rob Thomas

4.3 | David | “Like a Prayer” – Madonna

4.4 | Sean | “High Enough” – Damn Yankees

Round 5

5.1 | Sean | “Any Man of Mine” – Shania Twain

5.2 | David | “Not Gon’ Cry” – Mary J. Blige

5.3 | Jason | “Waterfalls” – TLC

5.4 | Ian | “I Want to Come Over” – Melissa Etheridge

Producer Pick

Isaac | “In the Sanctuary” – Kurt Carr

Donnie Babylon (Zach Harper) | Sweet Dreams by …, When Doves Cry by Prince, Total Eclipse of the Heart


Notable Quotes

“Lake moms.” — Sean

“Men really ain’t shit.” — David

“Was he busted?” — Group discussion re: Elton John

“She dances like her feet hurt a little bit.” — On Mary J. Blige

"I've got money, means you don’t have money"— David Gborie

"We would’ve gotten James Taylor live in Turkey."— Ian Karmel

Thursday, February 12, 2026

Episode [478] Things You Call Someone When You Forget Their Name- February 12, 2026

The episode that is getting into the short set game



Participants

Ian Karmel: has seersucker

Sean Jordan: one of the only ethical pimps

David Gborie: came prepared to draft deli meat

Jamal Johnson: still on east coast time, not accepted by a lesbian run basketball group

Draft Order

This week’s winner of Rock, Paper, Scissors is David Gborie.

This week’s draft is a serpentine draft
Like pressure washing a driveway back and forth

Order:
David
Jamal
Ian
Sean

Round 1

Pick 1.1 | David Gborie | Big Dog
Pick 1.2 | Jamal Johnson | Bro
Pick 1.3 | Ian Karmel | Man
Pick 1.4 | Sean Jordan | Dude

Round 2

Pick 2.1 | Sean Jordan | Playboy
Pick 2.2 | Ian Karmel | Buddy
Pick 2.3 | Jamal Johnson | Baby
Pick 2.4 | David Gborie | Pal

Round 3

Pick 3.1 | David Gborie | Brody
Pick 3.2 | Jamal Johnson | Slim
Pick 3.3 | Ian Karmel | Chief
Pick 3.4 | Sean Jordan | Son

Round 4

Pick 4.1 | Sean Jordan | Trouble
Pick 4.2 | Ian Karmel | My Friend
Pick 4.3 | Jamal Johnson | Hey
Pick 4.4 | David Gborie | Boss

Round 5

Pick 5.1 | David Gborie | Haus
Pick 5.2 | Sean Jordan | Big Time
Pick 5.3 | Jamal Johnson | My Guy
Pick 5.4 | Sean Jordan | Dog

Producer Pick

Isaac Lee | Darling

Quotes From This Episode

“Boobs is not the same as penis.” — David Gborie

“Bro can be affectionate or it can start a fight.” — Jamal Johnson

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