Thursday, February 12, 2026

Episode [478] Things You Call Someone When You Forget Their Name- February 12, 2026

The episode that is getting into the short set game



Participants

Ian Karmel: has seersucker

Sean Jordan: one of the only ethical pimps

David Gborie: came prepared to draft deli meat

Jamal Johnson: still on east coast time, not accepted by a lesbian run basketball group

Draft Order

This week’s winner of Rock, Paper, Scissors is David Gborie.

This week’s draft is a serpentine draft
Like pressure washing a driveway back and forth

Order:
David
Jamal
Ian
Sean

Round 1

Pick 1.1 | David Gborie | Big Dog
Pick 1.2 | Jamal Johnson | Bro
Pick 1.3 | Ian Karmel | Man
Pick 1.4 | Sean Jordan | Dude

Round 2

Pick 2.1 | Sean Jordan | Playboy
Pick 2.2 | Ian Karmel | Buddy
Pick 2.3 | Jamal Johnson | Baby
Pick 2.4 | David Gborie | Pal

Round 3

Pick 3.1 | David Gborie | Brody
Pick 3.2 | Jamal Johnson | Slim
Pick 3.3 | Ian Karmel | Chief
Pick 3.4 | Sean Jordan | Son

Round 4

Pick 4.1 | Sean Jordan | Trouble
Pick 4.2 | Ian Karmel | My Friend
Pick 4.3 | Jamal Johnson | Hey
Pick 4.4 | David Gborie | Boss

Round 5

Pick 5.1 | David Gborie | Haus
Pick 5.2 | Sean Jordan | Big Time
Pick 5.3 | Jamal Johnson | My Guy
Pick 5.4 | Sean Jordan | Dog

Producer Pick

Isaac Lee | Darling

Quotes From This Episode

“Boobs is not the same as penis.” — David Gborie

“Bro can be affectionate or it can start a fight.” — Jamal Johnson

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