Thursday, March 12, 2026

Episode [482]- Items From Seinfeld Episodes We Would Like To Have- March 12, 2026

The podcast that starts with a little bit of standup at the begining.


Participants

  • Ian Karmel: recently went heavy at the gym

  • Sean Jordan: Will float you a check, just don't cash it till Monday

  • David Gborie: Not really into Entourage

  • Jay Larson: Seinfeld is his number one show of all time, collects golf balls, built an 8-foot Lego table for his kids

Draft Order

This week's winner of Rock, Paper, Scissors is David.

This week's draft is a serpentine draft. David sets the order as David, Jay, Ian, Sean.

Serpentine Explanation

"It's like blowing your nose one nostril, then the other."


Round 1

Pick 1.1 | David Gborie | The Bro (the Mansière)



Pick 1.2 | Jay Larson | The Soup Nazi's Recipes



Pick 1.3 | Ian Karmel | George Costanza's Erotic Photograph



Pick 1.4 | Sean Jordan | The Festivus Pole


Round 2

Pick 2.1 | Sean Jordan | The Puffy Shirt



Pick 2.2 | Ian Karmel | Fusilli Jerry



Pick 2.3 | Jay Larson | The Titleist Golf Ball from the Whale's Blowhole



Pick 2.4 | David Gborie | The Moops Trivial Pursuit Card


Round 3

Pick 3.1 | David Gborie | John Voigt's Pencil (from the LeBaron)



Pick 3.2 | Jay Larson | Jerry's Parents' Condo at Del Boca Vista



Pick 3.3 | Ian Karmel | The Merv Griffin Show Set



Pick 3.4 | Sean Jordan | Jerry's Bad Check (from Little Jerry Seinfeld)


Round 4

Pick 4.1 | Sean Jordan | The Junior Mint



Pick 4.2 | Ian Karmel | The Technicolor Dream Coat



Pick 4.3 | Jay Larson | The Book Astonishing Tales of the Sea



Pick 4.4 | David Gborie | The Assman License Plate


Round 5

Pick 5.1 | David Gborie | Elaine's Christmas Card (with the Nipple)



Pick 5.2 | Jay Larson | Centrax Stock



Pick 5.3 | Ian Karmel | The Marble Rye



Pick 5.4 | Sean Jordan | George's Wallet


Producer Pick:

Pick 5.5 | Isaac Lee | George's Massive Gore-Tex Coat


Quotes From This Episode

  • "The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to return soup to a deli." — Ian Karmel

  • "Stew shot first." — Jay Larson

  • "I'm the Assman." — David Gborie

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Episode [482]- Items From Seinfeld Episodes We Would Like To Have- March 12, 2026

The podcast that starts with a little bit of standup at the begining. Participants Ian Karmel: recently went heavy at the gym Sean Jordan: ...