Episode [493] - Sexy Cartoon Characters- May 28, 2026

 The podcast that licks it lips like LL Cool J

Episode Tagline: The podcast that fantasy drafts anything and everything from the world of popular culture.

Participants

• Ian Karmel: nothing to promote, keep an eye out for something to watch him on, twirling on Dancing with the Stars apparently
• Sean Jordan: September 26th at the Aladdin Theater in Portland for the All Fantasy Everything year anniversary show, ten years of cold beers
• David Gborie: watch his Don't Tell special, venmo him $10 for his May 5th birthday, aspiring strip club DJ (Thursday nights, vinyl, 6 to 10)
• Langston Kerman: @LangstonKerman on all social media platforms, Aspiring Deadbeat Tour dates coming this fall

Draft Order 

This week's winner of Rock, Paper, Scissors is Langston, rock against two papers — an odd man out victory. 

 "It's like David looking for a parking spot earlier — just kind of back and forth down the side street." Langston sets the order as Langston, Ian, Sean, David

Round 1

Pick 1.1 | Langston Kerman | Nani (Lilo & Stitch) 

Pick 1.2 | Ian Karmel | Jessica Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit) 

Pick 1.3 | Sean Jordan | April O'Neill (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) 

Pick 1.4 | David Gborie | Carmen San Diego (Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?)

Round 2

Pick 2.1 | David Gborie | Li Shang (Mulan) 

Pick 2.2 | Sean Jordan | Tarzan (Tarzan) 

Pick 2.3 | Ian Karmel | Elastigirl/Mrs. Incredible (The Incredibles) 

Pick 2.4 | Langston Kerman | Penelope Pussycat (Looney Tunes)

Round 3

Pick 3.1 | Langston Kerman | Princess Fiona — Ogre Style (Shrek) 

Pick 3.2 | Ian Karmel | Robin Hood (Robin Hood) 

Pick 3.3 | Sean Jordan | Luann Platter (King of the Hill) 

Pick 3.4 | David Gborie | Lola Bunny (Space Jam)

Round 4

Pick 4.1 | David Gborie | Jamika (Bébé's Kids) 

Pick 4.2 | Sean Jordan | Scar (The Lion King) 

Pick 4.3 | Ian Karmel | Baloo (The Jungle Book) 

Pick 4.4 | Langston Kerman | Chel (The Road to El Dorado)

Round 5

Pick 5.1 | Langston Kerman | Mammy Two-Shoes (Tom and Jerry) 

Pick 5.2 | Ian Karmel | Esmeralda (The Hunchback of Notre Dame) 

Pick 5.3 | Sean Jordan | Wilma Flintstone (The Flintstones) 

Pick 5.4 | David Gborie | Gadget Hackwrench (Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers)

Producer's Pick 

Isaac Lee | Kim Possible (Kim Possible)

Quotes From This Episode

• "She was having sex. I mean, life old. He saw it." — Ian Karmel (on Jessica Rabbit playing patty cake)
• "I knew she was committing crimes. I didn't care." — David Gborie (on Carmen San Diego)
• "You can't dry out a mango. That's life advice. Be a mango." — Ian Karmel
• "His nipples are way at the bottom of his pecks. That's where you want them." — David Gborie (on Li Shang)
• "I saw a woman who worked hard and who came home. He saw two things. And they weren't shoes." — Ian Karmel (on Langston's Mammy Two-Shoes pick)
• "There's a Gadget cult in Russia." — David Gborie