Episode [358]– Weird Billionaire Hobbies- October 26, 2023

Episode Tagline

The podcast that thinks Coach Prime is a hot boy.

Participants

Ian Karmel: Laser Tag Enthusiast

Sean Jordan: Hates hats with no logo. 

David Gborie: Has gotten involved in the yacht game

Pablo Torre: Subscribe to his podcast (Pablo Torre Finds Out), and help feed his daughter

Draft Order

This week’s winner of Rock, Paper, Scissors is Pablo Torre.

Serpentine explanation:

Park in the car in the parking lot

Pablo sets the draft order as:

David

Ian

Sean

Pablo

Round 1

Pick 1.1 | David Gborie | Camel Racing

Pick 1.2 | Ian Karmel | America’s Cup Yacht Racing

Pick 1.3 | Sean Jordan | Collecting Insane Memorabilia

Pick 1.4 | Pablo Torre | Having a Shitty Band That Real Bands Have to Respect

Round 2

Pick 2.1 | Pablo Torre | Still Being Addicted to Twitter

Pick 2.2 | Sean Jordan | Buying Islands

Pick 2.3 | Ian Karmel | Horse Investment

Pick 2.4 | David Gborie |  Big Game Hunting With No Hunting Skills

Round 3

Pick 3.1 | David Gborie | Furniture 

Pick 3.2 | Ian Karmel | Collecting Celebrity Friends

Pick 3.3 | Sean Jordan | Climbing Mount Everest

Pick 3.4 | Pablo Torre | A Secret Apocalypse Bunker

Round 4

Pick 4.1 | Pablo Torre | Wearing Inexpensive Clothes 

Pick 4.2 | Sean Jordan | Helicopter travel

Pick 4.3 | Ian Karmel | Submarines

Pick 4.4 | David Gborie | Winemaking

Round 5

Pick 5.1 | David Gborie | Actually Influencing Politics

Pick 5.2 | Ian Karmel | Going to Space

Pick 5.3 | Sean Jordan | Sex Fantasies That Money Makes Possible

Pick 5.4 | Pablo Torre | Holding the Championship Trophy Before the Players

Producer Pick

Isaac Lee | Donating Enough Money to Get a Building Named After You

Notable Quotes

 "You deplete precious grease resources in your body during a game of laser tag."— Ian Karmel

“You can’t be Bradley Cooper, no matter how rich you are.” — Sean Jordan

“Our culture is not your costume is what I say every time I see Bill Gates.“ — Pablo Torre

Episode [357] – Greatest Weaknesses- October 19, 2023

The episode that's having gorgonzola and gabagool sandwhich

Participants

Ian Karmel: Whose mother (Saint Sue Karmel) pretends to not be sleeping when he calls.

Sean Jordan: Daughter pretends to put hot dogs on rocks

David Gborie: whippin out Bonnie Raitt songs left and right.

Josh Gondelman: Took a long nap

Serpentine Explaination:

."..you ever tiled a floor?" & "Like looking at a river from space" after being challenged by Ian to do better.

Draft Order

This week's winner of Rock, Paper, Scissors is Josh.

Draft order proceeds as:

Josh

David

Ian

Sean

Round 1

Pick 1.1 — Josh Gondelman — Hubris

Pick 1.2 — David Gborie — Michael Jordan and Ill-Fitting Jeans

Pick 1.3 — Ian Karmel — Ariana Grande and Weird-Looking Dudes

Pick 1.4 — Sean Jordan — Predator and Mud

Round 2

Pick 2.1 — Sean Jordan — Roger Rabbit and Shave and a Haircut

Pick 2.2 — Ian Karmel — Tuna Salad and Celery

Pick 2.3 — David Gborie — Nas and Beats

Pick 2.4 — Josh Gondelman — Superman and Kryptonite

Round 3

Pick 3.1 — Josh Gondelman — Lit and Self-Sabotage

Pick 3.2 — David Gborie — Wonder Woman and Her Own Lasso of Truth

Pick 3.3 — Ian Karmel — Kyrie Irving and Asking Questions

Pick 3.4 — Sean Jordan — Darth Vader and the Good in Him

Round 4

Pick 4.1 — Sean Jordan — Marty McFly and Being Called a Chicken

Pick 4.2 — Ian Karmel — Leonardo DiCaprio’s Girlfriends and Turning 25

Pick 4.3 — David Gborie — Denver Nuggets and the Los Angeles Lakers in the Western Conference Finals

Pick 4.4 — Josh Gondelman — Salt-N-Pepa and Men

Round 5

Pick 5.1 — Josh Gondelman — The Human Race and Talking Snakes

Pick 5.2 — David Gborie — Pootie Tang and Hoes

Pick 5.3 — Ian Karmel — The Aliens from Signs and Water

Pick 5.4 — Sean Jordan — Austin Powers Henchman (Will Ferrell) and Being Asked a Question Three Times

Quotes From This Episode

“Hubris is the reason every Greek tragedy exists.” — Josh Gondelman

“Denim hubris.” — David Gborie

“Snakes talk. We listen.” — Josh Gondelman

“No, I think you guys are, you fell victim to Big Vegetable. They dip carrots in brainwash, bro.” — Sean Jordan

"Don't talk about Shane like that. Big Vegetable's a friend of ours."— Ian Karmel

“ A second hyena has hit pride rock.”— Josh Gondelman