Episode [361] - Cereal Mascots - November 16, 2023

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The episode that always remembers Rule 34.

Participants

Ian Karmel: Invented being a Portlander who makes fun of L.A.

Sean Jordan: Happy-cries a lot

David Gborie: Had to pee in his alley last night

Katie Nolan: Coffee does nothing to her

  

Serpentine Explanation

Like using a leaf blower (Sean’s a Ryobi man himself, but David thinks those are “homeowners’ tools”)

Draft Order

David Gborie - unnatural victory, rock over two papers

David Gborie sets the draft order as:

David

Katie

Sean 

Ian  

Round 1

Pick 1.1 | David Gborie | Tony the Tiger, Frosted Flakes

Pick 1.2 | Katie Nolan | Fred Flintstone, Pebbles

Pick 1.3 | Sean Jordan | Lucky the Leprechaun, Lucky Charms

Pick 1.4 | Ian Karmel | Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch, Cap’n Crunch

Round 2

Pick 2.1 | Ian Karmel | Sugar Bear, Sugar/Golden Crisps 

Pick 2.2 | Sean Jordan | Snap Crackle and Pop, Rice Krispies

Pick 2.3 | Katie Nolan | Dig ‘Em the Frog, Honey Smacks

Pick 2.4 | David Gborie | Buzz Bee, Honey Nut Cheerios

Round 3

Pick 3.1 | David Gborie | Toucan Sam, Froot Loops 

Pick 3.2 | Katie Nolan | Count Chocula 

Pick 3.3 | Sean Jordan | Trix Rabbit, Trix

Pick 3.4 | Ian Karmel | Franken Berry 

Round 4

Pick 4.1 | Ian Karmel | The Kashi Good Friends

Pick 4.2 | Sean Jordan | Big Yella, Corn Pops

Pick 4.3 | Katie Nolan | Raisin Bran Sun 

Pick 4.4 | David Gborie | Cookie Crook & Cookie Cop/Officer Crumb, Cookie Crisp 

Round 5

Pick 5.1 | David Gborie | The New Day (Kofi Kingston, Xavier Woods, Big E.),  Booty O’s

Pick 5.2 | Katie Nolan | Chef Wendell, Cinnamon Toast Crunch (Rest In Power)   

Pick 5.3 | Sean Jordan | Michael Jeffrey Jordan, Wheaties 

Pick 5.4 | Ian Karmel | unnamed animated boxing glove, Grape Nuts

Producer’s Pick 

Isaac K. Lee | Sonny the Cuckoo Bird, Cocoa Puffs

Honorable Mentions

Honey Bunches of Oats factory lady, Waffle Crisp grandma

Quotes From This Episode

“We all know that we devolve to our lowest selves in the hotel.” -David Gborie

“The Soviet threat loomed over a giant portion of his life and you’re going to deny him an 11:00pm Coca-Cola?” -Ian Karmel

“It’s hard to find erotic content about Lucky the Leprechaun and I actually think that reflects positively on us as a society. I’m proud of us for that.” -Katie Nolan

“Aren’t all chaps assless?” -David Gborie

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