Episode Tagline
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Participants
Ian Karmel: One of the great male white over-30 feminists. Closeted Protestant.
Sean Jordan: Swapping gum in CCD, eats hotdogs for breakfast.
David Gborie: Cherry Coke traditionalist. Cream soda connoisseur.
Katie Nolan: Fresca evangelist. Apple soda truther.
Draft Order
This week’s Rock, Paper, Scissors resulted in a three-way tie.
Ian had previously declared that in the event of a tie, he would choose the draft order. In a stunning turn of events, Ian picked the draft order.
Serpentine explanation:
Ian's: Bouncing back and forth between the right side of Ian’s brain and the left side of his brain.
Sean's: Like running with Bo Jackson in Tecmo Bowl.
Draft order:
Katie
David
Sean
Ian
Round 1
Pick 1.1 | Katie Nolan | Dr Pepper
Pick 1.2 | David Gborie | Cherry Coke
Pick 1.3 | Sean Jordan | Mountain Dew
Pick 1.4 | Ian Karmel | Diet Coke
Round 2
Pick 2.1 | Ian Karmel | 7-Up
Pick 2.2 | Sean Jordan | Barq’s Root Beer
Pick 2.3 | David Gborie | IBC Cream Soda
Pick 2.4 | Katie Nolan | Sunkist Orange
Round 3
Pick 3.1 | Katie Nolan | Fresca
Pick 3.2 | David Gborie | Vernor's Ginger Ale
Pick 3.3 | Sean Jordan | Welch’s Grape Soda
Pick 3.4 | Ian Karmel | Squirt
Round 4
Pick 4.1 | Ian Karmel | Dr Brown’s Dark Cherry
Pick 4.2 | Sean Jordan | Pineapple Jarritos
Pick 4.3 | David Gborie | Cactus Cooler
Pick 4.4 | Katie Nolan | Coca-Cola
Round 5
Pick 5.1 | Katie Nolan | Manzanita Sol
Pick 5.2 | David Gborie | Jolly Rancher Watermelon Soda
Pick 5.3 | Sean Jordan | Mountain Dew Baja Blast
Pick 5.4 | Ian Karmel | Cheerwine
Notable Quotes
“Diet Cody.” — Sean Jordan
“We’re talking about CCD and you’re talking about ABC (already been chewed).” — Katie Nolan
“I am one of the great male white over-30 feminists.” — Ian Karmel
“Not every fart is a turd secret.” — Katie Nolan
“If you leave a Mountain Dew out for too long, the Evanescence is gone.” — Sean Jordan
“I heard it’s just pee (refering to Squirt the soda).” — Katie Nolan
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