Thursday, November 23, 2023

Episode [362] – Sodas- November 23, 2023

Episode Tagline

Hey, if you were looking for a podcast, this is one of them.


Participants

Ian Karmel: One of the great male white over-30 feminists. Closeted Protestant.

Sean Jordan: Swapping gum in CCD, eats hotdogs for breakfast.

David Gborie: Cherry Coke traditionalist. Cream soda connoisseur.

Katie Nolan: Fresca evangelist. Apple soda truther.

Draft Order

This week’s Rock, Paper, Scissors resulted in a three-way tie.

Ian had previously declared that in the event of a tie, he would choose the draft order. In a stunning turn of events, Ian picked the draft order.

Serpentine explanation:
Ian's: Bouncing back and forth between the right side of Ian’s brain and the left side of his brain.

Sean's: Like running with Bo Jackson in Tecmo Bowl.

Draft order:

Katie
David
Sean
Ian

Round 1

Pick 1.1 | Katie Nolan | Dr Pepper
Pick 1.2 | David Gborie | Cherry Coke
Pick 1.3 | Sean Jordan | Mountain Dew
Pick 1.4 | Ian Karmel | Diet Coke

Round 2

Pick 2.1 | Ian Karmel | 7-Up
Pick 2.2 | Sean Jordan | Barq’s Root Beer
Pick 2.3 | David Gborie | IBC Cream Soda
Pick 2.4 | Katie Nolan | Sunkist Orange

Round 3

Pick 3.1 | Katie Nolan | Fresca
Pick 3.2 | David Gborie | Vernor's Ginger Ale
Pick 3.3 | Sean Jordan | Welch’s Grape Soda
Pick 3.4 | Ian Karmel | Squirt

Round 4

Pick 4.1 | Ian Karmel | Dr Brown’s Dark Cherry
Pick 4.2 | Sean Jordan | Pineapple Jarritos
Pick 4.3 | David Gborie | Cactus Cooler
Pick 4.4 | Katie Nolan | Coca-Cola

Round 5

Pick 5.1 | Katie Nolan | Manzanita Sol
Pick 5.2 | David Gborie | Jolly Rancher Watermelon Soda
Pick 5.3 | Sean Jordan | Mountain Dew Baja Blast
Pick 5.4 | Ian Karmel | Cheerwine

Notable Quotes

“Diet Cody.” — Sean Jordan

“We’re talking about CCD and you’re talking about ABC (already been chewed).” — Katie Nolan

“I am one of the great male white over-30 feminists.” — Ian Karmel

“Not every fart is a turd secret.” — Katie Nolan

“If you leave a Mountain Dew out for too long, the Evanescence is gone.” — Sean Jordan

“I heard it’s just pee (refering to Squirt the soda).” — Katie Nolan 

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