Episode [364] - Foods We Ate When We Were Broke - December 7, 2023

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The episode that knows the differences between blimps, zeppelins, dirigibles, and airships

Participants

Ian Karmel: Has never watched stand-up comedy

Sean Jordan: Has been given shit for laughing too early

Shane Torres: Florence Pugh defends his feet on podcasts 

Sam Evans: Baller on a budget

Serpentine Explanation

It’s like when you’re ripping ass around the lake on a jetski. 

Draft Order

Shane Torres (natural/unnatural unknown)

Shane Torres sets the draft order as:

Ian

Sam

Shane

Sean

Round 1

Pick 1.1 | Ian Karmel | Totino’s Party Pizza with sriracha and ranch

Pick 1.2 | Sam Evans | Wendy’s Junior Bacon Cheeseburger (3 for $3)

Pick 1.3 | Shane Torres | Purloined chicken fried steak from the restaurant where he worked

Pick 1.4 | Sean Jordan | El Monterey microwave burritos

Round 2

Pick 2.1 | Sean Jordan | Hormel chili 

Pick 2.2 | Shane Torres | Ill-gotten chicken finger from a customer’s order

Pick 2.3 | Sam Evans | Cereal, specifically Cocoa Krispies

Pick 2.4 | Ian Karmel | Land O’ Frost turkey

Round 3

Pick 3.1 | Ian Karmel | 7-eleven Big Gulp cup full of nacho cheese

Pick 3.2 | Sam Evans | 5 for $1.25 Chinatown dumplings 

Pick 3.3 | Shane Torres | Day old bakery rack

Pick 3.4 | Sean Jordan | Plaid Pantry jerky & “cheese” packs

Round 4

Pick 4.1 | Sean Jordan | Instant mashed potatoes 

Pick 4.2 | Shane Torres | MREs 

Pick 4.3 | Sam Evans |  Rice, cheese & hot sauce

Pick 4.4 | Ian Karmel | Quesadillas 

Round 5

Pick 5.1 | Ian Karmel | big ol’ bag of spinach

Pick 5.2 | Sam Evans | His roommate’s clementines 

Pick 5.3 | Shane Torres | 2 for $1 Jack in the Box tacos

Pick 5.4 | Sean Jordan | Little Debbie snack cakes

Producer’s Pick 

Isaac Lee | NYC $1 slice pizza 

Quotes From This Episode

“It’s a big place, YouTube.” -Sean Jordan

“I don’t give a fuck if my surgeon knows his way around a potato.” -Ian Karmel 

“If you comment ‘soft taco’ you’ll see Sean’s ‘husband's bulge.’” -Shane Torres

“I’m Hollywood’s last bad boy, dude, I don’t know what to tell you. I’m doing lines of Grape Nuts in the Rainbow Room, dude, fuckin’ 1:00pm.” -Ian Karmel