Participants
- Ian Karmel: pre-ordering his book T-Shirt Swim Club, playing Sports Drink in New Orleans March 8th and 9th with Sean, the Punchline in San Francisco, Revolution Hall in Portland March 23rd, and Boise March 21st, floated an elaborate scheme involving a fake airport alter-ego named Bongiorno Gutierrez
- Sean Jordan: dates up at SeanJordanComedy.com, including the Egyptian Theater in Boise March 21st and High Note Comedy in Portland, saw The Lion King on Broadway and cried through it, got quietly furious at a stranger loudly narrating a chocolate bar story during the show
- David Gborie: Royal Crackers Season 2 premiering February 1st on HBO Max/Adult Swim, playing Desert Ridge Improv in Phoenix that night, confessed to getting a vasectomy and described his side hobbies making his own wine and sausages
- Rosebud Baker (guest, @rosebudbaker): special Whiskey Fist streaming now on Comedy Central's YouTube, Verified Stand-Up streaming on Netflix, recently appeared on Hulu's Life & Beth, touring later this year with no dates announced yet, three and a half months out from having her first baby
Draft Order: Rosebud, David, Sean, Ian
Serpentine Explanation: Like waiting in one of those roped-off bank lines, going back and forth down the rows until you reach the teller.
Round 1
Pick 1.1 | Rosebud Baker | Under your mother's home
Pick 1.2 | David Gborie | Someone else's grave
Pick 1.3 | Sean Jordan | Deep in the ocean
Pick 1.4 | Ian Karmel | The Bodies exhibit
Round 2
Pick 2.1 | Ian Karmel | Dressed as a pirate, dropped in a cheap aquarium's mermaid tank
Pick 2.2 | Sean Jordan | The cement foundation of a new building
Pick 2.3 | David Gborie | A children's community garden
Pick 2.4 | Rosebud Baker | Strapped to bike handlebars, staged as a hit and run
Round 3
Pick 3.1 | Rosebud Baker | A pot of chili
Pick 3.2 | David Gborie | Ground into sausage and given out to friends
Pick 3.3 | Sean Jordan | Cremated, then scattered while skydiving
Pick 3.4 | Ian Karmel | Sucked into a jet engine
Round 4
Pick 4.1 | Ian Karmel | Cast in bronze as a statue
Pick 4.2 | Sean Jordan | A lava pit in Hawaii
Pick 4.3 | David Gborie | Buried in a blind neighbor's backyard
Pick 4.4 | Rosebud Baker | Puppeteered off a rooftop to frame it as a suicide
Round 5
Pick 5.1 | Rosebud Baker | A wood chipper (a nod to Fargo)
Pick 5.2 | David Gborie | A firework stand, burned down to cover it
Pick 5.3 | Sean Jordan | Left in a discarded oxygen tank near the summit of Mount Everest
Pick 5.4 | Ian Karmel | Inside a grand piano at a concert hall, framing the pianist
Producer's Pick
Isaac | Dressed as a vampire and buried in a coffin in someone's yard on Halloween, so it just reads as a decoration
Quotes From This Episode
- "First of all, nobody believes women." - Rosebud Baker, on why hiding a body at your mom's house works
- "Bongiorno Gutierrez, totally normal." - Ian Karmel, naming his fake airport alter-ego
- "No face, no case." - Sean Jordan, on dumping a body in the ocean
- "It's a mystery, you know what I mean?" - David Gborie, on turning the body into sausage for friends
- "If I seasoned it up right, I don't think you'd know." - David Gborie, on eating a person
- "No one would bat an eye because it's Halloween." - Isaac, on his producer pick
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